Funny ass night lmao

I had the funniest night ever in the history of funny nights!

So Friday night, Sara and I decided to head over The Wildcat House to drink/dance/whatever. During this time we consume various alcoholic beverages and I, in turn, got fucked the fuck up So Sara and I are out dancing on the floor, minding our own business, when this completely wasted girl comes up behind me.. drops it like its hot and then abruptly smacks my ass!! I was like W to the T to the F?! Do I know you drunk girl?! lol. So yeah that was fun. Then at like 2am we skee-dattle out to the parking lot and start walking to Sara’s car. I COULDN’T STOP TRIPPING!!!! LMAO.. I was like trying to tell some story and I would trip after ever 4 words! I was like “Yeah so then this *trips* guy calls up and says *trips* that hes gonna be *trips* late for some reason *trips* and then he…” You get the picture. Meanwhile Sara is laughing her ass off at me and I don’t even realize the fact that I am unable to walk and just keep going with my conversation like whatever lol.

THENNNNNNN we are almost to Sara’s car and this black bum is walking behind us going “excuuuuse me! excUUUUUUssseee me!” and we are ignoring him and finally he catches up to me and shoves his fucking hand in my face lmao.. and he goes “LOOKIE HEEYUH GIRL!! MY HAND BE BROKE AND I AIN’T GOT NO CHANGE FOR DA PAYPHONE YA HURD ME?!?” and he sticks his crooked ass broken ass disgusting ass hobo ass finger in MY FACEEEE lmaoo and Sara is like “Get in the car Chelsey” and I’m just a poor drunk blonde girl and all I say to him is ”sorry” and I start to get in the car and then he yells “FUCK YA’LL BITCHES THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” LMAO!!!!!!! I was like “OMG LOCK THE DOORS!!!” Hahahahaha Sara and I were sitting in her car for like 10 minutes just laughing and repeating “FUCK YA’LL BITCHES THEN” like 800 times lmao.

Then we were driving home and Sara was trying to tell me a story about her and some guy and I’m so toasted I can’t really hold a conversation so after poor Sara spent an hour telling me this story I just go “…. well at least you didn’t put out….” lmao hence the myspace quote.

Yay for funny nights!!!

Oh and then yesterday I was at Kmart and found cute pants for $2.99 lol. Someone probably died in them but thats okay cuz they were $2.99. The end.

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