04Jun

I’m a fucking art-eest

When I went to California a few weeks ago, we spent a few hours at Venice Beach. I decided to expand upon my artistic abilities by creating a sexy, oversized penis sandcastle. It took me about half an hour, but it was God damn beautiful. It was sort of akward when this married couple and their five year old daughter walked by.. and she asked her daddy what that huge monstrosity was encrusted in the earth.. ahh. Yes.. that was akward indeed.

Unfortunately, the pictures I took of it on my cellphone were accidentally DELETED by someone who shall remain nameless.. *cough*me*cough*.. so this is the closest thing I found that can help you visualize my sandy masterpiece. Enjoy.

art. nuff said.

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13 Responses to “I’m a fucking art-eest”

  1. Ryan says: Posted on Sunday 4th June

    Holy FUCK! Thats hilarious, and its like so real life too. Just wondeing why the balls are so small in comparison to the penis….

  2. fena says: Posted on Monday 5th June

    wahahahaha chels. you’re bad.. :lol:

    you really crack me up. :grin: heheh..

    btw, dont know if you’ve noticed. i’ve linked you up on my page. hope you dont mind. :D

  3. Toya says: Posted on Monday 5th June

    Wuddup beyotch? LOL u really live up to your site name don’t you? This is hilarious. :)

  4. Lucy says: Posted on Tuesday 6th June

    Picasso aint got shit on u girl. That’s a fucking masterpiece right there! tehe :grin:
    *Lucy

  5. Marz says: Posted on Wednesday 7th June

    HAHAHA! That is so freaking hilarious! Sorry to hear that you other pics were deleted, but this was a gem and thank goodness you were able to keep it! :redface:

  6. Dee says: Posted on Thursday 8th June

    Ahhh that is freakin hilarious! a work of art.

  7. nixi says: Posted on Thursday 8th June

    Oo so talented Chels!

  8. Carmen says: Posted on Friday 9th June

    Hey sweety. OMG how I’ve missed you and all of the hilarious things you say and do, you always bring such a huge smile to my face and your artistry is awesome lmao. I’m glad you’re still my Chels. Much love to you always, and I’ll be back soon. XOXOXOXO!

  9. JC says: Posted on Sunday 11th June

    Oh my.

    That is enormous.

    LOL It looks like something I would do (that is, make a replica of, not have sex with. That thing would kill me). :P

  10. Mike says: Posted on Friday 16th June

    wow, nice xD. That requires alot of talent, seriously though :)
    Nice site you have here

  11. yuki says: Posted on Wednesday 21st June

    hahaha that’s gotta be AMAZING. :redface: :redface:
    love the layout of your site, so pretty! get well soon!

  12. Sarah says: Posted on Friday 23rd June

    Best. Sand art. Ever.

  13. crissy says: Posted on Tuesday 20th February

    eeeeewwww. :-S :sad:

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