01Jun
Kinda Faded but I feel Alright…
Friends, hair, Home, Love, Nightlife, PartyMan.. this past weekend was sweet 
I drank more Friday night then I have in sooooooo long. 10 beers + 1 shot = drunk chelsey. I almost face-planted the ground so many times. Mike was driving us home at about 4am and I randomly decided that I wanted Jack in the Box (that is a 24 hour burger joint for you east coasters). We are in the drive through and I ordered a chicken fajita pita.. SO GOOD.. and an iced tea. Mike thought it would be simply hilariousssss to pull my boob out of my top before we get to the window. So the poor chump that was stuck working the drive-through at 4am got a little perk. So they handed me my tea and I take a sip and SPEWWWWW it out the window. It was so fucking gross.. I’ve tasted baby gravy that wasn’t as repulsive as that. I order the bitch to give me Dr. Pepper instead! Meanwhile.. a black bum looking guy rides up on his bicycle and starts talking to me through my car window. I was like “Is this really happening? Am I having hobo hallucenations?” SO ANYWAYS.. Mike tells the bum to scram.. they get my drink.. and all I could keep saying over and over was “WOWWWWW THEY GOT MY DRINK SOOOOOOO FAST!!!!!” lol.. yeah I don’t know.
Okay so then Monday night (even though I had to work the next day) 7 or 8 of us met up at Kon Tiki, which is a bar I got kicked out of about a year ago They closed at 12am which was gay because we were still in party mode. The only places open till 2am on a Monday night.. STRIP CLUBS!! We then embarked on our journey to the most glorious facility known to man. I had never been to a female strip club before so I was totally excited. We walk inside and I am totally love-drunk from the black lights and austin powers looking chairs!! WEEEEEE!! I was totally content with just watching and hanging out.. but nooooooo SOMEONE had to buy me a lapdance. This chick was pulling my shirt down and licking my neck and she got lipstick on my WHITE TOP!!!!! FUCKING BITCH!!!!!! There goes your tip hoebag.
All in all, awesome weekend.
Friday, June 1st, 2007 at 6:43 pm and is filed under General. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.
HAHA!! We go strip club together next time!! BWAHAHAHAAH :lol:
lol @ your night. it sounds like you had a really good time. it reminds me of my college days this past semester. good times!! lol
Sounds you like had great time.. drunk ass. hahaha…. I LOVEEEEEE STRIP CLUBS..That’s it I’m going next time!
Ah, we have Jack In The Box here, I freaking love it… there’s one like 5 seconds from my house and it always turns into a late night craving sort of deal. They never have sweet tea though, ever. Lazy bitches.
I’ve been to 1 strip club in my life and I was super wasted before I got there and super wasted when we left. I didn’t get the whole lapdance thing though, thank god. Stripper would’ve been wearing vomit as a tip, I’m sure.
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ROFL oh my goodness what a great post.
lol @ hobo hallucinations! lol thats what happens when you go to jack in the box at that time, you get sour ass drinks and hobo hallucinations. ahahahah poor thing.
So many people have been trying to take me to a strip club, lol maybe soon! :yes: