26Jun

Please Flush Twice

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So I was at a fancy shmancy asian dining establishment over the weekend, and naturally, the time came to which I felt the urge to urinate. I proceeded to make my way into the large handicap stall, which I always do. Fuck wheelchair people.. they ususally have peebags anyways. Plus the normal-sized stalls are so freakin small. I always have to do a Turkish voodoo dance to get out of the bastards.

Anyways, so I’m finishing up and preparing to flush, when I see this odd handwritten sign taped up on the wall.

 

Uh.. wtf? Please flush twice? lol ummmmmm alright. Can someone please explain the reasoning behind this “flushing twice” concept because it appeared that all of my pee went down with the first flush.

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Monday, June 26th, 2006 at 4:58 pm and is filed under General. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response, or trackback from your own site.

19 Responses to “Please Flush Twice”

  1. Haley says: Posted on Monday 26th June

    I personally couldn’t tell you…maybe they LIKE to waste water?

  2. Samsara says: Posted on Monday 26th June

    Uh-kay. THAT is a new one. :eek:

  3. Michiko says: Posted on Tuesday 27th June

    rofl, you i thought that the sign maybe said “please flush JUICE” the first time i read it LOL. i was like…juice….ew…?? juice…?

  4. Annie says: Posted on Wednesday 28th June

    Lmfao…Oh that is gold xD Maybe they think handicapped people can’t flush properly? o_o; …Did you flush twice? xD

  5. Jukie says: Posted on Wednesday 28th June

    Wuddup beyotch? I assume its for all the folks that take craps in public places. Don’t want no doodoo chips floating around in the bowl I guess. :twisted:

  6. Toya says: Posted on Friday 30th June

    ha@flush twice. LOL talk about consuming water! hey chels! Its me toya again at anotehr domain.. i know this is like the 3rd one you’ve seen . (urbanseduction.net,her-konspiracy.com) see ya hun!

  7. Sharell says: Posted on Friday 30th June

    I guess that was meant for those who planned on taking a massive shit! You know sometimes it doesn’t go down on the first flush! :lol:

  8. Nicolah says: Posted on Friday 30th June

    That’s a funny sign. I wonder why.

  9. MiMi says: Posted on Saturday 1st July

    lol@that sign.. i don’t effing understand why they would.. maybe people have stopped up that stall many times or something? -shrugs

  10. Rhiannon says: Posted on Saturday 1st July

    Hey grrrl. Remember me? Not sure if you do, but yeah. Hi. Your comment about wheelchair people with pee bags cracked me up. You made a good point!

  11. nikkiana says: Posted on Sunday 2nd July

    I would only assume you’d have to flush twice if you pooped… It’s those damn water saving toilets! They don’t save you any water!

  12. Hazel says: Posted on Monday 3rd July

    Um okay. That’s kinda weird. But interesting. Hahaha XD So did you flush it twice? HAHA XD

  13. jess says: Posted on Monday 3rd July

    that’s a priceless sign ;) reminds of the time i went camping last summer and in 1 of the stalls in the camp bathroom — talk about doing a voodoo dance to get out of, damn — there was a sign about what to do when bears attack. definitely couldn’t sleep that night — kept thinking i heard a bear.

  14. Mike says: Posted on Wednesday 5th July

    LOL. If it its suppose to be fancy than the sign would have been typed or like a plaque and second they would use “you” instead of “u”. They need to clean their act up :P

  15. Jessily says: Posted on Wednesday 5th July

    I thinkin’ what Jukie there said. I don’t like when there’s toilet paper stil floating around that didn’t flush the first time, or fecal matters, or sanitary things. LOL

  16. Sanjana says: Posted on Wednesday 5th July

    Heh. Maybe they think handicapped people pee more?

  17. Amadi says: Posted on Wednesday 5th July

    hmm. maybe it’s just to make sure there’s no…backup?? heh :eek:

  18. Charlotte says: Posted on Thursday 6th July

    That is weird. :-S Isn’t it illegal to have a camera in a bathroom? :eek: I know it is frowned upon in western culture. heheh

  19. yoru says: Posted on Friday 14th July

    :redface: haha! that’s how clean-freak some people could be :twisted:

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