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Helmet, my Hooch Pooch

I recently acquired a new addition to my household.. a puppy! His name is Helmet and he is a Dogue de Bordeaux, also known as a French Mastiff. We named him Helmet because Bordeaux’s grow the LARGEST head in the whole doggie kingdom It was a completely unplanned purchase. We were just strolling through the pet store and ended up leaving with a puppy. We’ve wanted a Bordeaux for a LONG time but there are no breeders in Tucson.

He is soooooo freaking cute. I am absolutely in love with the little guy. Well, not that little. He is only 4 months and already weighs 50+ pounds lol. He is very well behaved, especially for a puppy. We have him in puppy training right now but all he wants to do is play during class lol. Check out the pictures of my handome boy!

Fashion PSA!

As most of you know, I am a complete sucker for shoes. A “shoe whore” if you will. I look high and low, near and far for stores with the widest variety of the cutest shoes at the best prices, because I am also somewhat of a penny-pinching Jew A few months ago I posted a blog about Zappos, the most awesome internet shoe resource I’ve come across.

Well feast your eyes my dear minions. Zappos now sells CLOTHING with the same awesome prices, free shipping and free paid returns. And they don’t have the crappy fly-by-night brands either. We’re talking Tommy Bahama, Ed Hardy, Dolce & Gabbana, Hugo Boss… I could go on for paragraphs really. So back to the free shipping; Nonly is it FREE but it’s ridiculously FAST. I ordered a “Just Cavalli” top on Monday morning and received it on Tuesday. It’s like heaven on earth for shopping addicts such as myself

My Super Duper Vegas Vacation

May 4th – 9th the boyfriend and I flew up to Vegas and had a nice week off. We got a killer vacation deal booking through the southwest airlines website. Airfare, hotel and rental car was under $400 per person. We stayed at the Luxor (the pyramid hotel) and it was actually way nicer than I thought it was gonna be. They didn’t have any rooms left in the pyramid, so they put us in the tower which has nicer rooms. You can see the pics below.

We sat through a GOD AWFUL timeshare presentation to get some cheap show tickets lol. We saw Carrot Top, he is funny as hell. And at the very end he comes out almost naked, his body is fucking KILLER! But his face.. ehh.. that’s another story. I’d fuck him with a bag over his head though for sure. We also saw this show called Fantasy which has about 15 topless chicks dancing around for 2 hours. It was decent. Then we saw Lance Burton at the Monte Carlo who is a magician. Even though we had shitty balcony seats the show was pretty sweet. I wanted to see Cris Angel but he was on vacation the week we went

Another thing we got for sitting through the timeshare bullshit was a bunch of free passes to the hotel buffets. If you value your life.. please take my advice and stay AWAY from the Excalibur buffet. O M F G. It’s like $25 for the entire day and to be honest, I would have rather eaten dirty cigarrette butts from the sidewalk for lunch. The only thing edible was a pile of bananas. The next day we did the Luxor buffet which was a huge upgrade. But I’m not really a buffet person, I have never left any buffet thinking “WOW THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS I MUST EAT THERE AGAIN” so ya know. The last day we went to the MGM buffet which had all-you-can-eat crab legs. That made it worth it to me. But it was like $35 per person, so for two people after tax you’re looking at $70+ for a BUFFET dinner lol.

Let’s see.. we also saw the Bodies exhibit and the Titanic exhibit. Both were very cool. The bodies exhibit is a huge maze full of cadavers all cut up so you can see the human organs, bones, muscles, etc. The titanic exhibit was pretty much amazing. There are hundreds of artifacts displayed that were recovered from the ship. They also setup replicas of the rooms for 1st class, 2nd class and 3rd class. Before you enter, they give you a card with the name and story of one of the passengers and you find out at the end of the exhibit if you lived or died. It was very touching, I cried like a bitch

Oh and did you know Vegas has an entire 2 miles of road dedicated to bums? It’s pretty strange. We were just driving around downtown and all the sudden we see miles of tents setup alongside a chainlink fence. Some weren’t even tents, just a few bedsheets tied together like a fort. Poor Vegas bum village.

Anyways, I think it was a successful vacation. Make sure to check out my awesome photography depicting the above events

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Tax Woes & Fun on the Town

I hope everyone is having a fabulous April so far. Now that hell week (a.k.a. tax week) is over, I can finally breathe again. I am such a dumb bitch for waiting until APRIL 13TH to start organizing my tax stuff lol. This is the first year I’ve had someone else prepare them for me. I got 1099′d out the ass (all of you freelancers will know what this is.. the form of death) so I figured I would need a professional’s guidance. I was able to write off my internet bill, cell phone bill, house phone bill, gas, computer purchases.. all kinds of shit that I didn’t know about.

Okay enough boring talk. Here are some recent pictures from a night kicking it VIP at Club Pearl (a ‘vegas style’ club in Tucson) and a night out on 4th Avenue (the best bar hopping street in Tucson).

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Wedding Stuff

So I am pretty much convinced that I am the only girl in the world NOT interested in getting married. At least not until I am 30. But thats quite alright because nearly all of my dumb friends are either married or engaged to be married So I have the distinct pleasure of being a bridesmaid about 80 billion times, yay. And I say that with no sarcasm whatsoever. Ha.

At least by the time I decide to get married, I will have been a bridesmaid so many times that I will have this wedding shit down pact. Today my girlfriend and I sat down and paroosed several wedding ring options for her hubby. Of course I am a baller shot caller, so I opt for the platinum wedding ring selection. Shit, I think I may get hitched just so I can rock one of these gorgeous things! She hasn’t seen the ring her hubby has gotten her yet, but it better be more iced out than a grande margarita. What marraige could last without the prelude of platinum and diamonds? I mean really.

Meet My Newest Coach Addition

Check out the newest addition to my growing Coach collection When the time came for me to get some new eyeglasses, I scouted out the ONLY eye doctor in Tucson who actually sold Coach frames (I am such an addict.. how sad) lol. I figure hey, if I am going to look like a nerd, I may as well be a Coach nerd.

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Shoe Fetish

I find myself being a complete sucker for hot shoes lately. My absolute most favorite shoe of choice is a bright 2.5″ heel. I can’t wear too high of a heel, I have absolutely no balance. I blame my chest :) I don’t think I can go a single day at work without  internet-window shoe shopping for at least a few minutes.

One of my favorite shoe resouces is Zappos. I found them in Marie Claire magazine a few months ago. They have the sexiest inventory of sandals I have ever witnessed! I am pretty much in love with the pair of Cole Haan’s they have featured right now. Yummy! I bet retailmenot has some sweet discount coupons. And did I mention they have free shipping? Shopping is love <3

I Heart College

Call me crazy, but somehow within my schedule I would really love to fit in SCHOOL! It’s been 5 whole years since I’ve taken a single class.. I sort of miss it and I sort of don’t. I’d really love to take some web design classes, just so I can have it on my resume/qualifications. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I could probably teach an html class if I wanted to Why can’t college be freeeeee?

I applied for FAFSA earlier this year. Apparantly I earn far too much skrilla to get assistance from the government. I have been looking into student loans on the web, talk about a multi-million dollar business. Good lord. They honestly scare the crap out of me. I have friends far older than me, who make way less money than me, who are STILL paying on their student loans. I sooo do not want to be in that boat. If I decide to go back, I will probably just pay for it out of pocket. It’s a partial tax write-off isn’t it?

Hola

Wow, I have been crazy swamped with work the past couple months. Haven’t even had time to bitch!

I just revamped my diggs, check it out.

Haxors!

Lol. Some idiot hacked my website. GO YOU! I’m glad you have so much fucking time on your hands. How about you contribute to society and get a job or something, prick.