Bad-Behavior.comA blogging website by Chelsey.

So I am pretty much convinced that I am the only girl in the world NOT interested in getting married. At least not until I am 30. But thats quite alright because nearly all of my dumb friends are either married or engaged to be married So I have the distinct pleasure of being a bridesmaid about 80 billion times, yay. And I say that with no sarcasm whatsoever. Ha.

At least by the time I decide to get married, I will have been a bridesmaid so many times that I will have this wedding shit down pact. Today my girlfriend and I sat down and paroosed several wedding ring options for her hubby. Of course I am a baller shot caller, so I opt for the platinum wedding ring selection. Shit, I think I may get hitched just so I can rock one of these gorgeous things! She hasn’t seen the ring her hubby has gotten her yet, but it better be more iced out than a grande margarita. What marraige could last without the prelude of platinum and diamonds? I mean really.

Check out the newest addition to my growing Coach collection When the time came for me to get some new eyeglasses, I scouted out the ONLY eye doctor in Tucson who actually sold Coach frames (I am such an addict.. how sad) lol. I figure hey, if I am going to look like a nerd, I may as well be a Coach nerd.

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I find myself being a complete sucker for hot shoes lately. My absolute most favorite shoe of choice is a bright 2.5″ heel. I can’t wear too high of a heel, I have absolutely no balance. I blame my chest :) I don’t think I can go a single day at work without  internet-window shoe shopping for at least a few minutes.

One of my favorite shoe resouces is Zappos. I found them in Marie Claire magazine a few months ago. They have the sexiest inventory of sandals I have ever witnessed! I am pretty much in love with the pair of Cole Haan’s they have featured right now. Yummy! I bet retailmenot has some sweet discount coupons. And did I mention they have free shipping? Shopping is love <3

Call me crazy, but somehow within my schedule I would really love to fit in SCHOOL! It’s been 5 whole years since I’ve taken a single class.. I sort of miss it and I sort of don’t. I’d really love to take some web design classes, just so I can have it on my resume/qualifications. Not to toot my own horn or anything, but I could probably teach an html class if I wanted to Why can’t college be freeeeee?

I applied for FAFSA earlier this year. Apparantly I earn far too much skrilla to get assistance from the government. I have been looking into student loans on the web, talk about a multi-million dollar business. Good lord. They honestly scare the crap out of me. I have friends far older than me, who make way less money than me, who are STILL paying on their student loans. I sooo do not want to be in that boat. If I decide to go back, I will probably just pay for it out of pocket. It’s a partial tax write-off isn’t it?

Wow, I have been crazy swamped with work the past couple months. Haven’t even had time to bitch!

I just revamped my diggs, check it out.

Lol. Some idiot hacked my website. GO YOU! I’m glad you have so much fucking time on your hands. How about you contribute to society and get a job or something, prick.

So much for my 5-year record of not getting pulled over. I technically got my very first speeding ticket yesterday (and I say “technically” because I was pulled over for speeding 5 years ago, but the cop was badass and let me go). I am sooooo pissed. The cop was a super fucking douchebag, and he was on a motorcycle which makes him a prick by default. Like seriously, how big does a bitch’s rack have to be to get out of a ticket these days?

I had JUST pulled out of my office complex and was driving maybe for 5 seconds. Somehow he said he clocked me doing 47mph. WTF? I JUST PULLED ONTO THE STREET! Not only that, but I was approaching a construction area and the speed limit went from 45mph to 35mph to 25mph and of course he decides that I was in the 25mph zone (which I totally wasn’t when I saw him flashing his lights at me) so I got the lovely 22+ over ticket. Then he goes “Congratulations- you’re the fastest one today!” I wanted to tear his wanna be Magnum P.I. mustache off his pricky face.

So now I get to attend a fabulous Defensive Driving class. At least they shortened it to 4 hours. Last time I went that shit was 8 hours. Yuck.

Thank goodness for extended car warranties that include rental car coverage.. because I would be up shit creek without a paddle if I didn’t have it! I bought a Dodge Magnum (sexy I know) last year, and it has been back and forth from the dealership getting warranty stuff done on it, so I have been rolling around in a rental on and off for a couple months now. Usually I HATE when I have to drive a rental, because compared to my beautiful Magnum, they are all garbage. But this last time I went.. Enterprise gave me a 2009 Dodge Journey!

It was love at first gear shift. I had never even heard of a Dodge Journey before. I guess it is supposed to be one of those “crossover” type vehicles.. with the frame of a car but the build of an SUV. My favorite feature was the glove box, because it had a little cooler for your drinks The more I drove it, the more curious I became, so I looked up some Dodge Journey Reviews online and it seemed to be a crowd favorite. I must say though, I was a little disappointed with the gas mileage. I get about 15mpg in my Magnum and that thing has a V8 Hemi! I was expecting at LEAST 16 mpg in this V6 Journey.. but nope. It stayed right around 15. I wonder if it has that Dodge engine displacement thing? Oh.. and I haven’t found one that comes in all leather. But when I do.. that bitch is mine! 8)

Everyone around me is having a baby. Seriously. My best friend just gave birth on New Years (see a few posts below), and four of my other friends are pregnant. I guess I am finally at that age, which really scares me. Shit, I am 24 years old and have no plans to get knocked up anytime soon. Don’t get me wrong, I love babies and definitely want some of my own, but I still feel like I am 16. I don’t want that responsibility yet, I dig the bar scene too much 8) But then, on the other hand, I have almost convinced myself that I am going to turn into the crazy cat-loving aunt if I don’t pop a baby out soon. The fact that my mom was 23 when she had me doesn’t help. And not to mention.. my absolute most BIGGEST fear in life is not being able to get pregnant. And as a woman, I can’t imagine going through life without being able to experience pregnancy and having a child. I know I am probably too young to be paranoid about being infertile but I CAN’T HELP IT lol! Above everything else though, I am super traditional. I want to be married to the love of my life before I try to bring a child into the world. And I know I haven’t found that person yet. Someday.. somday

To top all that off, I was looking through my grandma’s old photo albums and found sooo many baby pictures of myself. I had to share the best ones.

                       

About a year ago I signed up for an account at epinions.com because they were having a “write 10 reviews and receive 10 dollars” promotion going on. I wrote 10 reviews, but since it takes so many weeks for them to credit your account, I pretty much forgot all about it. Today I was randomly going through my bookmarks and decided to finally login and cash out my whopping $10 :lol: BUT I was pleasantly surprised when I logged in and my account had $20!!! Awww yeah son! Apparantly, they gave me a $10 year end bonus. How sweet is that?