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Cops with Big Mustaches are Mean

So much for my 5-year record of not getting pulled over. I technically got my very first speeding ticket yesterday (and I say “technically” because I was pulled over for speeding 5 years ago, but the cop was badass and let me go). I am sooooo pissed. The cop was a super fucking douchebag, and he was on a motorcycle which makes him a prick by default. Like seriously, how big does a bitch’s rack have to be to get out of a ticket these days?

I had JUST pulled out of my office complex and was driving maybe for 5 seconds. Somehow he said he clocked me doing 47mph. WTF? I JUST PULLED ONTO THE STREET! Not only that, but I was approaching a construction area and the speed limit went from 45mph to 35mph to 25mph and of course he decides that I was in the 25mph zone (which I totally wasn’t when I saw him flashing his lights at me) so I got the lovely 22+ over ticket. Then he goes “Congratulations- you’re the fastest one today!” I wanted to tear his wanna be Magnum P.I. mustache off his pricky face.

So now I get to attend a fabulous Defensive Driving class. At least they shortened it to 4 hours. Last time I went that shit was 8 hours. Yuck.

Loving the Journey

Thank goodness for extended car warranties that include rental car coverage.. because I would be up shit creek without a paddle if I didn’t have it! I bought a Dodge Magnum (sexy I know) last year, and it has been back and forth from the dealership getting warranty stuff done on it, so I have been rolling around in a rental on and off for a couple months now. Usually I HATE when I have to drive a rental, because compared to my beautiful Magnum, they are all garbage. But this last time I went.. Enterprise gave me a 2009 Dodge Journey!

It was love at first gear shift. I had never even heard of a Dodge Journey before. I guess it is supposed to be one of those “crossover” type vehicles.. with the frame of a car but the build of an SUV. My favorite feature was the glove box, because it had a little cooler for your drinks The more I drove it, the more curious I became, so I looked up some Dodge Journey Reviews online and it seemed to be a crowd favorite. I must say though, I was a little disappointed with the gas mileage. I get about 15mpg in my Magnum and that thing has a V8 Hemi! I was expecting at LEAST 16 mpg in this V6 Journey.. but nope. It stayed right around 15. I wonder if it has that Dodge engine displacement thing? Oh.. and I haven’t found one that comes in all leather. But when I do.. that bitch is mine! 8)

Babies Everywhere

Everyone around me is having a baby. Seriously. My best friend just gave birth on New Years (see a few posts below), and four of my other friends are pregnant. I guess I am finally at that age, which really scares me. Shit, I am 24 years old and have no plans to get knocked up anytime soon. Don’t get me wrong, I love babies and definitely want some of my own, but I still feel like I am 16. I don’t want that responsibility yet, I dig the bar scene too much 8) But then, on the other hand, I have almost convinced myself that I am going to turn into the crazy cat-loving aunt if I don’t pop a baby out soon. The fact that my mom was 23 when she had me doesn’t help. And not to mention.. my absolute most BIGGEST fear in life is not being able to get pregnant. And as a woman, I can’t imagine going through life without being able to experience pregnancy and having a child. I know I am probably too young to be paranoid about being infertile but I CAN’T HELP IT lol! Above everything else though, I am super traditional. I want to be married to the love of my life before I try to bring a child into the world. And I know I haven’t found that person yet. Someday.. somday

To top all that off, I was looking through my grandma’s old photo albums and found sooo many baby pictures of myself. I had to share the best ones.

                       

I Love Monetary Surprises

About a year ago I signed up for an account at epinions.com because they were having a “write 10 reviews and receive 10 dollars” promotion going on. I wrote 10 reviews, but since it takes so many weeks for them to credit your account, I pretty much forgot all about it. Today I was randomly going through my bookmarks and decided to finally login and cash out my whopping $10 :lol: BUT I was pleasantly surprised when I logged in and my account had $20!!! Awww yeah son! Apparantly, they gave me a $10 year end bonus. How sweet is that?

The Phatness of Phytonutrients

Hello sexies!

Today I feel compelled to post about my love for salads. I have recently discovered the yummiest, healthiest, phytonutrientest salad ever! What are phytonutrients you ask? Well I just discovered them recently myself. And I figure that anything that starts with a “PH” must be awesome. Basically, they are nutrients derived straight from plants.. so thank you mother nature! Having a phytonutrient rich diet can beef up your immune system, prevent yucky diseases, and even keep your eyes working at top-notch performance.

Phytolife.com is an informative (and cute) little website which explains how awesome phytonutrients are. Phytolife.com also has some really deelish salad recipes based on the FreshExpress bagged salad you can buy at the grocery store. They are super-packed with phytonutrients! My favorite is the “sweet tender greens” drizzled with balsamic. Tonight I am going to make the red greens, watermelon, and feta cheese salad.. mmmmm. It sounds promising, right? So jump on the phyto bandwagon with me and go to Phytolife.com to get yourself phyto-educated 8)

What’s Shakin?

I really suck at updating this place :no: but I still love all of you!

Current Chelsey Events:

My BFF Sara had a baby! Her name is Katie and she was born on New Years morning at 3:59am. Honestly.. one of the cutest babies ever.

Better believe that Auntie Chelsey bought her that little lamb outfit too :nod:

Let’s see.. what else.. my Christmas was alright. The holidays still always suck because I have pretty much NO family to celebrate them with anymore, but I always try to make the best of them. I spent Christmas day with my dad/grandpa/uncle/boyfriend and Christmas night with my friends doing secret santa.. always fun New Years Eve I had a bitch ass migrane and decided not to go out and party because alcohol always makes my headaches 10x worse. I am still convinced that I have a brain tumor lol.

Alright.. can’t think of anything else at the moment.. deuces ya’ll!

No More Dramaaaa

Okay so DRAMA time! This is a watered down version. My boyfriend’s little sister Heather (who, AT THE TIME, I considered to be a sister of my own) turned 21 on September 3rd. The event that I help organize happened to be September 5th, so I figured it would be a great present to take her out for a fancy night on the town. We could go to my event together, get all dressed up, I would take care of her drinks, get her in free, the whole enchilada.
So that night, she picks me up and we arrive to the event at about 9:45pm. The event goes like this: 9pm to 11pm is networking/exhibits/socializing and from 11pm to 2am is clubbing/dancing/crunking. So I am introducing Heather to people, showing her the exhibits, walking her through the art galleries, etc. She gets a phone call at about 10:30pm from some guy friend of hers, asking if she could come kick it and drink with him. She tells him no, but I could see the lightbulb over her head.
About 10 minutes later, as I am introducing her to a few more people, she looks at her phone and goes “OH I missed a call from Joe!” (Her boyfriend.) She tells me she will be right back, and runs off to call him. Two minutes later, she rushes up to me all frantic “CHELSEY!! WE HAVE TO LEAVE NOW!! JOE’S NEPHEW JUST HIT HIS HEAD ON THE BED AND HE’S BLEEDING AND HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND I HAVE THE CAR!!!!” So it’s 10:45pm and we leave. She is driving like a maniac to drop me off and it seemed like she was genuinley freaking out.
At the time, I was like “OMG okay lets go!” being in the moment, you know? But then, as I am laying in bed on a Friday night at 11pm.. full makeup.. hair done to perfection.. looking quite sexy if I do say so myself.. I had an epiphany. This bitch was a complete liar.
I’m sorry, but if my nephew is bleeding profusely from his head, I am going to call AN AMBULANCE not my fucking girlfriend. And he has about 398204 family members who have vehicles. It just didn’t make sense. The more I thought about it.. th

Gmail Down AHHhHhhh!H!HH!!!!

I’m alive!!! I’ve sort of abandoned this poor little website and become a child of the myspace era, so if you haven’t added me there yet, do so! myspace.com/_bad

Has anyone else been having trouble with their GMail? I keep getting a Temporary Error (502) message when I sign in and it is making me FUCKING BATTY! I now realize what a gmail addict I have become. I did some googling and found that it has been doing this to several accounts over the course of a few months. Am I going to have to go through GMail detox? AHHH!!!!!

I’m alive

Yes, I am indeed alive. I’ve been incredibly fucking busy as of late, hence my absense and lack of updating. Several months ago I became involved in helping organize a local monthly event aimed at revitalizing the downtown area of Tucson and offering some nice networking opportunities for the young professionals in town. It’s very awesome! I, of course, am the webmaster and take care of all things internet related

In other exicting news, I finally broke down and bought me one of them fancy shmancy washers and dryers, hot dang!! No seriously though, I’ve been lugging my laundry around for 4 years, and I’ve had an empty laundry room for 2 years just begging me to fill it up with some sexy appliances. I finally gave in and bought the Whirlpool Cabrio set. I like them because they have glass doors, so you can watch your clothes wash & dry LOL. I am easily amused, I know.

OH another exciting thing, I was asked to participate in career day at a local elementary school in April! HOW CUTE IS THAT? The counselor contacted me and said she was referred to me by somebody, and they would love to have a web designer because it is a very non-traditional career, especially for a young female. I get to setup a display table and talk to kids grades K-6. That is gonna be the highlight of my year I swear!

Err.. hi!

Yeah so wow.. I kinda forgot I had a website there for a while lol. I hope everyone had a fan-fucking-tastic Christmas and New Years!

So my post below says how I started saving for a Coach purse right. Well I stopped saving BECAUUUUUUSEEEEEE Mikey Wikey bought me TWO, not one but TWOOOOOOOOOO Coach purses for my birthday/Christmas!!! Not only that but he also bought me a matching Coach WALLET and KEYCHAIN!!!!!! ROCK THE FUCK ON!!!!!! :lol: He made me the happiest Chelsey that I’ve been in so long.

Other (less exciting) Christmas presents that I received consisted of: TONS of Victoria’s Secret Beauty Rush stuff, a crockpot (I must be getting old.. people are getting me kitchen appliances as presents), a $50 SpaFinder gift card, $300 from my pops, $1,500 from my boss (he loves me alot lol), an OfficeMax gift card (which gets the random present award this year) and lots of other misc. stuff!

Here are pictures of my sexy ass Coach stuff.. be jealous it makes me happy