I purchased this website in November of 2004. No, you will not find any dirty/nude/skanky content here. I apologize if my domain name gave you the wrong impression, but this is a blog website. Always has been and always will be. Bad-Behavior.com holds a special little place in my heart, as it was my first real project. As I have grown as a web designer, this website has grown with me.

So now a little about me. As I stated above, my name is Chelsey. Most of my friends simply call me Chels. I was born into this world on November 23rd, 1984 making me 24 years old. Tucson Arizona has forever been the place I call home. This really is an amazing city. I have traveled to 12 different states over the course of my life and nothing, in my opinion, can compare to Tucson. The mountains, the sunsets, the monsoons.. Tucson just encompasses everything that makes you appreciate life a little more.

I have two jobs, which I love, but only one do I consider my career. I have worked as an office manager for a little real estate appraisal firm for the past five years. Real estate has always interested me, probably because my grandparents were realtors and always took me to work with them to be their little helper. My other job title is a freelance web designer. I started doing freelance web work in 2005 and keep a current portfolio at my design website, www.Chels.net. I have had the opportunity to work with some amazing organizations, businesses and individuals. Web design is something I truley enjoy doing and consider it to be my passion.

Now let’s talk about family. I used to consider myself to have an incredibly large, loving family. That is definitely not the case anymore. Feel free to read my blog archives from 2005 to get the whole story. The only family member who I am super close with is my dad. I don’t have any substantial relationship with my mother. I have a little brother and sister who I used to be extremely close with, but certain events caused us to devistatingly drift apart. I still love them more than life.

Moving on! I am the epitome of a girly girl.  I have an incredible addiction to all things beauty and style. I have a plethra of makeup, hair products, nail polish, perfumes.. you name it and I’ve probably got it. I consider the front doors to Sephora to be my pearly gates to Heaven. One of my other addictions is Coach handbags and accessories. So far my Coach collection includes: 6 large purses, 6 matching wallets, 2 wristlets, 2 key fobs, and 1 pair of eyeglasses. Shopping is love!

I don’t know much about cars, but I know I love my car. It is a 2006 Dodge Magnum R/T with a V8 hemi. VROOM! I also have a 2000 Dodge Stratus, as that was my first car and I just couldn’t bear to part with it. I am sentimental like that. I, sadly, have sold my Dodge Stratus and replaced it with a Chrysler Sebring.

I consider my friends to be the most awesome people of all time. I can’t think of anywhere I would rather be than out with my friends, on a dance floor and with a drink in my hand. Our intoxicated nights out are definitely what keep me sane in this busy and sometimes drama-filled life.

Well, that pretty much sums up my website and myself. Hope you’ve enjoyed the read

It was love at first gear shift. I had never even heard of a Dodge Journey before. I guess it is supposed to be one of those “crossover” type vehicles.. with the frame of a car but the build of an SUV. My favorite feature was the glove box, because it had a little cooler for your drinks The more I drove it, the more curious I became, so I looked up some Dodge Journey Reviews online and it seemed to be a crowd favorite. I must say though, I was a little disappointed with the gas mileage. I get about 15mpg in my Magnum and that thing has a V8 Hemi! I was expecting at LEAST 16 mpg in this V6 Journey.. but nope. It stayed right around 15. I wonder if it has that Dodge engine displacement thing? Oh.. and I haven’t found one that comes in all leather. But when I do.. that bitch is mine! 8)

Speaking of purchases.. I just bought the prettiest dining room table ever! I’ve been wanting a nice table for sooooo long. The guy at Oak Express gave me a really good deal on a normally $1000+ table. It should be delivered sometime this week YAYYY!! I stole a picture of it from the catalog.

Not really much going on with me otherwise. I’m still staying busy as an office bitch and with my web design. I’m getting pretty skizzilled with my photoshopping enhancement work, which is always good of course Blahbitty blah. Just wanted to tell everyone that I am still alive.

I bought a new car! Well it isn’t BRAND new but it only has 17,000 miles so close enough . Behold my lovely beautiful amazing 2006 Dodge Magnum R/T. I haven’t had time to take any pictures of it yet so I stole some off of my dealer’s website. I still have my little white Stratus.. I couldn’t bare to part with it. Plus its nice to have a backup car just in case. P.S. I don’t think I will ever do business with Infiniti of Tucson again.

Rawr.. it’s rocking a V8 5.7L hemi engine, dual exhaust, all leather with heated seats (like I really need that feature.. lol), dual AC, boston premium sound system.. I could go on Yeah I’m in love.

I am SOOO over monsoon season. For those of you that don’t live in Arizona.. we have these little things every summer calls MONSOONS. For two months straight we get massive rainfall and the city floods and roads close and people die in washes.. yeah the whole 9 yards.

So yesterday evening I was at work and it was 5:30pm which is when I go home.. but the rain was coming in sideways sooo hard that I was like “fuck that I’ll wait.” FINALLY at 6pm I leave. It normally takes me 10-15 minutes to drive home from my office.. IT ENDED UP TAKING ME A FULL FUCKING HOUR YESTERDAY!! THAT IS 60 FLIPPING MINUTES PEOPLE!! Not to mention I almost died and shit.

I get on Grant Road and the traffic is horrendus. When I pass the Swan intersection there is a dip in the road for about 20 feet and I barely thought I was gonna make it through.. but I did. The traffic is so fucked over that we are just inching.. inching.. inching along until 1/2 a mile later I see a cop car has barricaded Grant Roat because the POWER LINES ARE FALLING INTO THE STREET and is rerouting cars down Walnut, a residential neighborhood street. I managed to take a pic with my cellphone of how flooded Grant Road was before turning onto Walnut. There is a big ass curb underneath that water by the way.

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS BADDDD. Inching down this residential street was torture. IT LOOKED LIKE A RIVER!! You could not see any road at all.. you only saw water. I was driving through a freaking river. The water went up over the curb and was at the front doors of these peoples’ houses.

THEN IT GOT WORSE. We had to turn onto Flower, which is another residential street that happens to be in the FEMA flood zone.. yay. THE WATER WAS SOOOO DEEP!!! There was 4 or 5 cars that were sitting in the road stuck and stalled out with their hazard lights on because they couldn’t move!!! I was like HOLY FUCK because my car is sooooo low.. its lower then most cars and I thought for sure I was screwed. The water was literally up to my car door and I could hear “bloob bloob bloob bloob bloob” like you hear if you’re on a boat in the lake or something. So I am literally having a spaz attack freaking out and crying because traffic is moving soooooooo slow just inch by inch.. and I couldn’t pull over because the closer you got to the curb the deeper the water was.. and there was a zillion cars in front of me and behind me so I was literally trapped there in this deep ass water. My car had turned into a fucking submarine. Smoke was starting to come out from under my hood which made me freak out even more because I was so scared that I was gonna get stuck there and I didn’t know what to do!!! I kept cussing out the traffic and the rain and praying that I wouldn’t get stuck in the middle of the road/river and finally after 15 minutes of torture I made it to where it was shallow. I hauled ass home and vowed to hate the rain forever. I got sooo shaken up it really freaked me out

Tucson was literally built with ZERO drains in the streets so the water had nowhere to go it just kept building and building and getting deeper and deeper. Here are some pictures that were on Arizona Daily Star’s website of yesterday’s flooding. This was RIGHT where I was..

Let’s see whats been happening in the life of Chels.. hmmm.. well my parents divorce is finally done. After two long years of court battles and mean ass lawyers. I really can’t believe it took so fucking long. UIadAHsdfsFJAHdfljd the STRESS it caused everyone!!! Hopefully now the family can do a little healing.

In other news, I WANT A NEW FUCKING CAR! I’m getting totally pissed at my Stratus. Shes given me some good years but I swear I’ve never had to put so much money into that little whorebag of a car before!! My dad helped me put a starter in her right before Xmas, $250, perfect timing and all. A few months ago I had to put a new fuel pump in her which was $300 or something I can’t remember. Then last week the ignition switch went out!! GRRR!!! I don’t care if there are 9238102938102893 miles on my car, I just hate spending money on it. I need to start a “buy chelsey a new car fund” – donations are welcome! :idea:

So It’s Memorial Day.. and I guess I have a hair up my ass because I’m wanting to go make an appearance at some car dealerships and see if I can get a smokin’ deal. I love my sexy Dodge Stratus.. but the poor thing has 106,000 miles and I’m a girl who craves change. I’ve been looking at those new Dodge Calibers.. pretty hot but also reminds me of a G’d out station wagon. The Nissan Maximas are sexy as fuck.. but sort of pricey. My budget is $20,000 so a Maxima is probably out of the question. I’m like a car salesman’s worst nightmare because I’m incredibly fucking picky. My thing is.. if I’m going to spend a shitload of money on a car.. I don’t want to have to *SETTLE* for anything, you know? If I want it in black then I’m not settling for beige type of thing.

And did you know that AIR CONDITIONING is a fucking OPTION? WTF? I had no idea!! Even in Tucson, Arizona where the high was 102 yesterday.. air conditioning is an OPTION. For fucks sake.. when you live in the desert that’s like a new house having bathrooms as an option.

This is the first layout I’ve put on bad-behavior.com that ISN’T iframe based. I didn’t think I could ever part ways with my beloved iframe *sniffles* I’m having issues as you can tell. This whole php business is actually pretty nice and simple. The only thing that pisses me off is the music issue. As my regular visitors know.. I always stream my favorite hot joint on the site. But with this php stuff.. the music has to stop and reload everytime a navigation link is clicked. I’ll probably have to end up launching a music player in an external window unless somebody has another suggestion :lol:

So let me tell you about my lovely Saturday afternoon. My friend and I are cruising down the interstate on our way to pick up a part for her transmission. She lives in ButtFuckEgypt.. so you have to take the interstate for about 15 minutes before you get to civilization. The speed limit was 75.. so I was going about 90. All the sudden.. my car started going THUNK THUNK THUNK and I was like “wtf?” then it got LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and felt like my fucking car exploded from underneath me. Soooo I’m barely able to pull over enough to get off the road. I get out and see that my rear driver side tire IS FUCKING DEMOLISHED!!! It seriously looked like Godzilla’s fucking chewing gum. See for yourself:

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Of course I have no idea what to do in this situation but FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Heather is on the phone calling 213980139123 people, whom were all telling us to change the tire. Ahem? Come again? Do I look like a girl that knows how to change a tire? Besides.. I didn’t have one of those little jacker upper thingies. So she gets ahold of her brother who says he is on his way to help us. Meanwhile.. we are sitting on the side of a highway freaking out. Two cars stopped to help us but we told them someone was coming and thanked them for stopping. After about 30 minutes go by and Heathers STUPID ASS brother STILLLLLL isn’t hasn’t shown up.. we let the third guy that stopped help us lol. He lifted my spare out of the trunk and FOUND A JACKER UPPER THING UNDERNEATH IT! I was so amazed. I didn’t know I had one of those lol. So I would like to say thanks to the kind middle-aged man who helped out a couple bimbos on the side of the highway. You’re one cool mofo.

By the way.. Heather’s brother never even left to get us by the time we got back to her house. Asswipe.

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First of all.. the fucking Eagles lost the superbowl. They played like absolute SHIT! I was almost ashamed of them.. but thats not what really pissed me off.

Yesterday started off cool.. I had people over for a superbowl party and we grilled burgers.. got shitfaced.. smoked some shit.. it was all good. My best friend Manda was there.. which was awesome because she just got back from Iraq on Friday (she’s a marine). She had been drinking ALLLLLL day so she decided to crash at my place overnight.

We ended up falling asleep around 3am.. which sucked because I have to wake up at 7:30 to get ready for work. So at about 4am Manda is knocking on my bedroom door all upset. Some assholes BROKE INTO HER CAR and fucked it up SOOOO bad. I went down to her car with her to talk to the cops and to make sure my car was okay (since they were right next to each other). Now one thing about my apartments.. the parking is INSANE. We both had to park our cars all the way down by the apartment office because there were NO spaces left. So the bitches gutted her entire dash.. ripped out her stereo.. including the ac/heating controls and wiring. They stole her government credit cards and all her CDs. This really REALLY freaked me out because we have the same exact stereo deck.. and I even had an old purse in my backseat that you would see through the window.

Why was I so fucking lucky? Why did Manda have to take it up the ass so hard with this bullshit? She only has liability insurance too.. so shes basically fucked raw. The thing that really pisses me off is that I LIVE ON THE RICH ASS SNOBBY OLD PEOPLE SIDE OF TOWN.. shit like that isnt supposed to happen there god dammet.

So she took off at about 5:30am and I couldn’t really get back to sleep after all that drama. I am SO fucking paranoid for my car now. If I can’t park that shit hella close from now on then I’m sleeping in my backseat with a gun under my pillow lol. So I’m just so fucking exhausted from all of this.. I’m on like 2 hours of sleep and I smell like cigarettes and corona.. I probably look like death. Oh well. I feel so bad for Manda.. I wish there was something I could have done for her

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