30Jan

Cops with Big Mustaches are Mean

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So much for my 5-year record of not getting pulled over. I technically got my very first speeding ticket yesterday (and I say “technically” because I was pulled over for speeding 5 years ago, but the cop was badass and let me go). I am sooooo pissed. The cop was a super fucking douchebag, and [...]

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17Sep

No More Dramaaaa

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Okay so DRAMA time! This is a watered down version. My boyfriend’s little sister Heather (who, AT THE TIME, I considered to be a sister of my own) turned 21 on September 3rd. The event that I help organize happened to be September 5th, so I figured it would be a great present to take [...]

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25Jul

Monsoon season sucks

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I am SOOO over monsoon season. For those of you that don’t live in Arizona.. we have these little things every summer calls MONSOONS. For two months straight we get massive rainfall and the city floods and roads close and people die in washes.. yeah the whole 9 yards.
So yesterday evening I was at work and it [...]

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20Jul

Compass Bank = Butt Fungus

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I hate my bank. Hate it. HATE it.
Teusday night the battery in my car took a poo. So I get a jump and drive to AutoZone. I am at the register and slide my debit card through the little machine and it says DECLINED. I am all “what the eff?” I tried it 3 more [...]

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28Jun

Out with the Old

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UGH. Truley representing the blonde species this weekend.. I tossed my pajama pants into the washing machine not realizing that my precious cell phone was trapped in the pocket with no emergency escape route.I opened the washing machine lid to transfer my clothes to the dryer.. and when I got to the bottom I spotted [...]

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07Mar

Jury Duty SUCKS

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BLAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. Thanks for everyone who cared about my grandpa being in the hospital, he is recovering beautifully from his heart surgery. He’s pissed as fuck that he can’t go back to bowling for a few months lol, but he’ll get over that I’m sure.
 In some other news, I GOT CALLED FOR FUCKING JURY DUTY FOR [...]

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06Sep

Life sucks

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California was awesome. Go check out my latest myspace blog if you wanna see the pictures, I’m in too much of a shitty mood to post them here at the moment.
I’m so fucking irritated right now. Ugh. I hate life.
Now for those of you who aren’t aware, there is a new security measure being taken [...]

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