27Apr

Tax Woes & Fun on the Town

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I hope everyone is having a fabulous April so far. Now that hell week (a.k.a. tax week) is over, I can finally breathe again. I am such a dumb bitch for waiting until APRIL 13TH to start organizing my tax stuff lol. This is the first year I’ve had someone else prepare them for me. [...]

17Apr

Wedding Stuff

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So I am pretty much convinced that I am the only girl in the world NOT interested in getting married. At least not until I am 30. But thats quite alright because nearly all of my dumb friends are either married or engaged to be married So I have the distinct pleasure of being [...]

16Jan

Babies Everywhere

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Everyone around me is having a baby. Seriously. My best friend just gave birth on New Years (see a few posts below), and four of my other friends are pregnant. I guess I am finally at that age, which really scares me. Shit, I am 24 years old and have no plans to get knocked [...]

06Jan

What’s Shakin?

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I really suck at updating this place :no: but I still love all of you!
Current Chelsey Events:
My BFF Sara had a baby! Her name is Katie and she was born on New Years morning at 3:59am. Honestly.. one of the cutest babies ever.

Better believe that Auntie Chelsey bought her that little lamb outfit too [...]

17Sep

No More Dramaaaa

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Okay so DRAMA time! This is a watered down version. My boyfriend’s little sister Heather (who, AT THE TIME, I considered to be a sister of my own) turned 21 on September 3rd. The event that I help organize happened to be September 5th, so I figured it would be a great present to take [...]

01Jun

Kinda Faded but I feel Alright…

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Man.. this past weekend was sweet
I drank more Friday night then I have in sooooooo long. 10 beers + 1 shot = drunk chelsey. I almost face-planted the ground so many times. Mike was driving us home at about 4am and I randomly decided that I wanted Jack in the Box (that is [...]

16Apr

Funny ass night lmao

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I had the funniest night ever in the history of funny nights!
So Friday night, Sara and I decided to head over The Wildcat House to drink/dance/whatever. During this time we consume various alcoholic beverages and I, in turn, got fucked the fuck up So Sara and I are out dancing on the floor, minding [...]

31Aug

Californiaaa Part 2

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Wahoo I’m going to California again! I’m leaving tonight to drive up to Phoenix, then I fly out tomorrow morning at 7:33AM to San Diego nigga whatttttttttt!!
I’m gonna be chilling with my lovely friend Manda Babiez and her darling hubby until Teusday morning.. I gotta fly back at 6AM and then go straight to work [...]

22Aug

I love alcohol

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Since my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date.
Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and start [...]

10Jul

Drunk as Hell

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Omg Saturday night kicked ass. My best friend Sara turned the big 21.. so of course 150% bodily intoxication was in order.
Since she didn’t turn 21 until midnight Saturday night, we had to occupy ourselves with stupid shit for a few hours. We played pool until about 11pm at Main Street (this pool hall that [...]