30Sep

Boo!

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23May

Net Clothing

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I’m going to conduct an experiment. Wearing this to the bar on Friday night will automatically sort out the n00b guys from the L33t guys. Yes or no?

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12May

Crikey!

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This zookeeper had a fucked day, eh? Wouldn’t it be ironic if he had woken up that morning and said to himself “I’m so glad all of my limbs are in tact! Thank you limbs!” :lol:

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16Apr

Funny ass night lmao

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I had the funniest night ever in the history of funny nights!
So Friday night, Sara and I decided to head over The Wildcat House to drink/dance/whatever. During this time we consume various alcoholic beverages and I, in turn, got fucked the fuck up So Sara and I are out dancing on the floor, minding [...]

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12Mar

Truck full of mexicans!!!

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OH NO! YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE:

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|Truck Full of Mexicans| ‘|”””;.., ___.
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“(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

Sorry they have no insurance…looks like you’re screwed!
 
LMAO I got this comment on myspace a few days ago and thought it was the funniest shit ever. It’s especially funny if you live in Tucson. Speaking of that.. [...]

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13Nov

The Rebirth of Chels

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I AM STILL ALIVE I PROMISE! I’ve been hard at work though, fuck. I just finished up my latest project, http://cassitavip.com which I think is my funkiest design yet, so go check it out por favor!!
Besides the extra web design work, life is chugging along as usual. My parents finally have their divorce settled this [...]

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22Aug

I love alcohol

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Since my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date.
Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and start [...]

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26Jun

Please Flush Twice

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So I was at a fancy shmancy asian dining establishment over the weekend, and naturally, the time came to which I felt the urge to urinate. I proceeded to make my way into the large handicap stall, which I always do. Fuck wheelchair people.. they ususally have peebags anyways. Plus the normal-sized stalls are so freakin small. [...]

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