30Sep

Boo!

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It’s the last day of September.. which means my FAVORITE holiday ever is just around the corner! HALLOWEEN!!!!! It’s not even October yet and I already have my entire Halloween costume planned and purchased.. how pathetic I am :) This year I’m going as a devil. I bought this totally hot black and red wig (pictured to the left [...]

26May

My Super Duper Vegas Vacation

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May 4th – 9th the boyfriend and I flew up to Vegas and had a nice week off. We got a killer vacation deal booking through the southwest airlines website. Airfare, hotel and rental car was under $400 per person. We stayed at the Luxor (the pyramid hotel) and it was actually way nicer than [...]

23May

Net Clothing

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I’m going to conduct an experiment. Wearing this to the bar on Friday night will automatically sort out the n00b guys from the L33t guys. Yes or no?

12May

Crikey!

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This zookeeper had a fucked day, eh? Wouldn’t it be ironic if he had woken up that morning and said to himself “I’m so glad all of my limbs are in tact! Thank you limbs!” :lol:

16Apr

Funny ass night lmao

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I had the funniest night ever in the history of funny nights! So Friday night, Sara and I decided to head over The Wildcat House to drink/dance/whatever. During this time we consume various alcoholic beverages and I, in turn, got fucked the fuck up So Sara and I are out dancing on the floor, minding [...]

12Mar

Truck full of mexicans!!!

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OH NO! YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE: |^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |Truck Full of Mexicans| ‘|”””;.., ___. |_…_…______====|= _|__|…, ] | “(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ Sorry they have no insurance…looks like you’re screwed!   LMAO I got this comment on myspace a few days ago and thought it was the funniest shit ever. It’s especially funny if [...]