13Nov
The Rebirth of Chels
GeneralI AM STILL ALIVE I PROMISE! I’ve been hard at work though, fuck. I just finished up my latest project, http://cassitavip.com which I think is my funkiest design yet, so go check it out por favor!! Besides the extra web design work, life is chugging along as usual. My parents finally have their divorce settled [...]
22Aug
I love alcohol
GeneralSince my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date. Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and [...]
10Jul
Drunk as Hell
GeneralOmg Saturday night kicked ass. My best friend Sara turned the big 21.. so of course 150% bodily intoxication was in order. Since she didn’t turn 21 until midnight Saturday night, we had to occupy ourselves with stupid shit for a few hours. We played pool until about 11pm at Main Street (this pool hall [...]
26Jun
Please Flush Twice
GeneralSo I was at a fancy shmancy asian dining establishment over the weekend, and naturally, the time came to which I felt the urge to urinate. I proceeded to make my way into the large handicap stall, which I always do. Fuck wheelchair people.. they ususally have peebags anyways. Plus the normal-sized stalls are so freakin small. [...]
16Jun
Siiiiiiiick
GeneralWhy do I find myself constantly blogging about how sick I am? I believe it is possible that I was born with no immune system whatsoever. None. Zero. This lady that I work with in my office was nice enough to come into work sick as HELL last week, coughing all over everything possible. I [...]
