20Feb

Haxors!

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Lol. Some idiot hacked my website. GO YOU! I’m glad you have so much fucking time on your hands. How about you contribute to society and get a job or something, prick.

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22Aug

I love alcohol

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Since my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date. Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and [...]

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14Aug

OMFG

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OH MY FUCKING JESUS LORD CHRIST ALMIGHTY FUCKING FUCK FOR FUCKS SAKE!!11!11!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously if my site gets hacked ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I am going to throw in the god damn towel with all of this website-owning business. I get so damn irritated when shit gets deleted off of my server, if you couldn’t already [...]

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08Aug

Whores Unite

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I started taking birth control today. Now I can fully live up to everyone’s whore-ish expectations of me. Haha.. kidding. Stupid little bitch ass pill made me queezy all day long. I hate that feeling! They should call them “barf control pills” instead. Note to self: Get patent. I guess my server got semi-hacked today? [...]

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