Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and start to conversate. Not even a full 20 seconds later, a famililar face peeps through the bamboo banister next to our table. It was none other then SARA’S EX FIANCE THAT SHE JUST BROKE IT OFF WITH ABOUT A MONTH AGO! Drunk off his ass nonetheless. Yeah.. akward much? He was like “OMG HI GUYS WOW I CANT BELIEVE YOURE HERE HAHAhahahHAHAhaHAHA” Sara was like wow go away lol. Poor little thing. 

About 15 minutes later the rest of our peoples’ arrive. One of which was Sara’s sister, Tammy. She was just coming from another party and was clearly shitfaced.. hilariously shitfaced. She was dancing around, tripping on herself, talking really loud.. yeah typical funny drunk girl, but I love her to death. About an hour later, Tammy decides she needs to pee. There was no way she could have gone to the restroom by herself, she would have come back with pee all over herself or something. So Sara started walking with her to the restrooms. On the way there, Tammy starts poking every person sitting up at the bar and laughing her ass off. She then proceeded to fall into one girl’s bar stool and get an entire alcoholic beverage in her hair. I made a diagram of the actual bar, thanks to Google, to assist your imaginations.

At this point, the bouncer was pissed. He said “You ladies are too intoxicated to be here, you need to leave.” So we got kicked out of the fucking bar! Tammy started to cry because that is what drunk girls do. I thought it was hilarious.

Anyways.. I am alive. My site is back, and will hopefully stay back. If not I swear I will hunt these Turkish bitches down and make them chew rocks until their nasty yellow teeth crumble out of their pathetic ass craniums.

Thank you, I’m done.

I started taking birth control today. Now I can fully live up to everyone’s whore-ish expectations of me. Haha.. kidding.

Stupid little bitch ass pill made me queezy all day long. I hate that feeling! They should call them “barf control pills” instead. Note to self: Get patent.

I guess my server got semi-hacked today? Some defacing malware crap caused everybody’s websites DNS thingies to resolve to a hokey pokey Japanese beauty shop supply website lol. Wtf? If it ain’t one sever issue it’s another. I.E. last week’s crisis.

A lot of people have been asking about the song I have playing. It happens to be done by my beloved myspace friend, 4seen. I think I love him so much because he is an Arizona rapper that doesn’t suck! HAAALEELUUUJIAAA. Check him out at 4seenmusic.com and download his bitchin’ tracks.

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