12Mar
Truck full of mexicans!!!
GeneralOH NO! YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY THE: |^^^^^^^^^^^^^| |Truck Full of Mexicans| ‘|”””;.., ___. |_…_…______====|= _|__|…, ] | “(@ )’(@ )””””*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ Sorry they have no insurance…looks like you’re screwed! LMAO I got this comment on myspace a few days ago and thought it was the funniest shit ever. It’s especially funny if [...]
13Nov
The Rebirth of Chels
GeneralI AM STILL ALIVE I PROMISE! I’ve been hard at work though, fuck. I just finished up my latest project, http://cassitavip.com which I think is my funkiest design yet, so go check it out por favor!! Besides the extra web design work, life is chugging along as usual. My parents finally have their divorce settled [...]
22Aug
I love alcohol
GeneralSince my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date. Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and [...]
26Jun
Please Flush Twice
GeneralSo I was at a fancy shmancy asian dining establishment over the weekend, and naturally, the time came to which I felt the urge to urinate. I proceeded to make my way into the large handicap stall, which I always do. Fuck wheelchair people.. they ususally have peebags anyways. Plus the normal-sized stalls are so freakin small. [...]
29May
Queen of Cars
GeneralOhhh my head.. hurts.. a lot. I think I had one too many beers last night. But as long as I wasn’t barfing on myself or anything then I didn’t go over my limit. :razz: Thank God I’m off work today. My boss gave me a $100 check to party with over the weekend along with [...]
22May
My Penis Artwork
GeneralLMAO I can’t stop laughing.. It’s 4:15pm and I’m still at work right? So 5 minutes ago Mike’s dad decides to call me and give me a good ass-chewing. Yesterday we went over to Mikey’s parents’ house for dinner. They have this big white board in their office with lots of color dry-erase markers, so [...]
