Having been involved in the wonderous web world since the tender age of 13, I consider myself to have been “around the block” when it comes to web hosting. I made my debut in the web design field on community websites such as MiGente and BlackPlanet (the whitey’s had to conform before myspace came around lol), which led me to becoming hosted on a subdomain through a friend, which eventually led to the birth of Bad-Behavior.com! Buying my OWN domain name and hosting space for the first time was so exciting. I racked my brain for weeks trying to come up with a domain name that would never go out of style or that I would get sick of. I definitely achieved that with Bad-Behavior.com as I’ve owned it for 6 years now.

Throughout my 6 years of domain ownership, I have definitely seen some turbulent times in regards to web hosting. Back in 2004 I was broke as a joke, barely able to pay rent, so of course I scoured the internet for the cheapest hosting deal I could possibly find. I definitely found it. Webhostingboy.com hosted my website for $4.95 per month for unlimited space/bandwidth. If you need assistance with how much space and bandwidth you might need, check out a web hosting guide to give you an idea. it was definitely a nice deal at first, but after my website experienced frequent downtime, poor support and eventually the loss/demise of my entire website.. I realized you definitely get what you pay for in the web hosting world.

I tried out a few more “economy” hosting companies and all ended with the same result. I decided spending a few dollars more to host your website with a reputable company was WELL worth the money. Now, after dealing with such poor service, a feature I require from my hosting company is 24/7 live chat support. I don’t care if you can help me over the phone.. I don’t want to spend an hour dialing buttons to get to you. I want a real person to connect to through a chat client. Hostgator.com has been great in accommodating me for the past 2 years.

Chelsey’s Web Hosting Tips:

1. DO YOUR RESEARCH! Check out a web hosting directory, read reviews, forum posts, etc.
2. Always look for contact information. Posted phone numbers & addresses are vital. If you have a problem, you want it handled ASAP.
3. Never pay for a year’s worth of hosting in advance. You might hate the company after 2 months and they could refuse a refund.
4. Remember.. you get what you pay for in the web hosting world!

That’s about it. Check out this article if you want to know more about how to choose the best hosting company. Happy hunting!

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Has anyone else been having trouble with their GMail? I keep getting a Temporary Error (502) message when I sign in and it is making me FUCKING BATTY! I now realize what a gmail addict I have become. I did some googling and found that it has been doing this to several accounts over the course of a few months. Am I going to have to go through GMail detox? AHHH!!!!!

1. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?
— I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say Chris Hanson from Dateline NBC.

2. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Who goes?
— Nelly fucktardo

3. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?
— The assclown that stole my pump at the gas station yesterday. NO I AM STILL NOT OVER IT!!

4. What is your favorite cheese?
— The kind that comes on the nachos at Applebees. It’s seriously not regular cheese. Maybe it isn’t cheese.. maybe its a cheese flavored sauce.

5. You can only have one kind of sandwich.
— A Trash Can from Greasy Tony’s hold the mushrooms. UGH YUM <3

6. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice?
— Mark Walberg. If anyone has ever seen Boogie Nights then they will know why *wink wink*

7. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music celebrity of your choice.
— Hmm. Possibly LL Cool J. But hes getting kind of old now.. I might have to go with his genetic twin Tyrese.

8. Now that you’ve slept with two different people in a row, you seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. What do you buy?
— Well for $100 I could either go to Macy’s and buy 1/2 a shoe or go to Ross and fashionably clothe all the orphans in Nigeria. I’ll go to Macy’s.

9. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
— I’d sell it on Ebay.

10. An angel appears out of heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the beverage of your choice. It is?
— Patron. I’d never have a reason to leave the house again.

12. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anywhere in the PAST. Where do you go?
— I would prove my theory that Jesus was a smokin hot babe in his 20′s.

13. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules.
— No mushrooms are allowed to grow on my island. Gorillas will be trained as law enforcement officers.. and will hereby be reffered to as the “G Unit”.

14. You have been given the opportunity to create the half-hour TV show of your own design. What is it called?
— Dancing with the Farm Animals. Sort of like that “dancing with the stars” show except celebrities will be dancing with pigs, chickens, cows and ducks. This will score big ratings with Jerry Springer fans.

15. What is your favorite curse word?
— BITCHTITS!

16. One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, what do you do?
— Take pictures so I can sue my landlord for all hes worth.

17. Your house is on fire! What do you do?
— Grab an industrial sized garbage bag that will be conveniently laying by my bedside and fill it with my prized posessions. Then run outside and laugh because I have high-coverage renters insurance.

18. The Angel of Death has descended upon you. Fortunately, the Angel of Death is pretty cool and in a good mood, and it offers you a half-hour to do whatever you want before you bite it. Whatcha gonna do in that half-hour?
— Grab a chicken fajita pita from Jack in the Box and post a myspace bulletin.

19. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What super-power is it?
— OOoooh I can be cast in the next season of Heroes! I’d probably choose invisibility.

20. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
— Christmas time at my grandparents’ house probably when I was 10 or 11 and nobody hated each other and the biggest thing anyone worried about was my grandma snatching your glass and putting it in the dishwasher if you left it unattended for more then 7.2 seconds!

21. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
— God just one? The past 2 years of my life would be nice not to remember.

22. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check this out… you can move to any country…where do you go?
— The United Kingdom so I can say stuff like “thats bullocks!” and “ello govnah!”

23. This question still counts, even for those of you who are under age, if you were banned from every bar in the world except one, which one would it be?
— Umm obviously if I didn’t get banned from this ONE bar then its a sucky bar that I never go to.

24. Hopefully you didn’t mention this in the super-powers question… If you did, then we’ll just expand on that. Check it out… Suddenly, you have gained the ability to fly! Whose house are you going to fly to first, and be like “Check it out…I can FLY!”?
— I’d fly up to heaven and kick it with Noah and shizzle. I’d be like “Wuddup Noah, whos pimper nowwwwwww?”

25. The constant absorption of magical moon beans mixed with the radioactive vegetables you consumed earlier has given you the ability to resurrect the dead famous person of your choice. So which celebrity will you bring back to life?
— Bob Barker. No wait hes not dead yet.. umm.. Anna Nicole’s son so he can pwn Howard Stern.

So Friday night, Sara and I decided to head over The Wildcat House to drink/dance/whatever. During this time we consume various alcoholic beverages and I, in turn, got fucked the fuck up So Sara and I are out dancing on the floor, minding our own business, when this completely wasted girl comes up behind me.. drops it like its hot and then abruptly smacks my ass!! I was like W to the T to the F?! Do I know you drunk girl?! lol. So yeah that was fun. Then at like 2am we skee-dattle out to the parking lot and start walking to Sara’s car. I COULDN’T STOP TRIPPING!!!! LMAO.. I was like trying to tell some story and I would trip after ever 4 words! I was like “Yeah so then this *trips* guy calls up and says *trips* that hes gonna be *trips* late for some reason *trips* and then he…” You get the picture. Meanwhile Sara is laughing her ass off at me and I don’t even realize the fact that I am unable to walk and just keep going with my conversation like whatever lol.

THENNNNNNN we are almost to Sara’s car and this black bum is walking behind us going “excuuuuse me! excUUUUUUssseee me!” and we are ignoring him and finally he catches up to me and shoves his fucking hand in my face lmao.. and he goes “LOOKIE HEEYUH GIRL!! MY HAND BE BROKE AND I AIN’T GOT NO CHANGE FOR DA PAYPHONE YA HURD ME?!?” and he sticks his crooked ass broken ass disgusting ass hobo ass finger in MY FACEEEE lmaoo and Sara is like “Get in the car Chelsey” and I’m just a poor drunk blonde girl and all I say to him is ”sorry” and I start to get in the car and then he yells “FUCK YA’LL BITCHES THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” LMAO!!!!!!! I was like “OMG LOCK THE DOORS!!!” Hahahahaha Sara and I were sitting in her car for like 10 minutes just laughing and repeating “FUCK YA’LL BITCHES THEN” like 800 times lmao.

Then we were driving home and Sara was trying to tell me a story about her and some guy and I’m so toasted I can’t really hold a conversation so after poor Sara spent an hour telling me this story I just go “…. well at least you didn’t put out….” lmao hence the myspace quote.

Yay for funny nights!!!

Oh and then yesterday I was at Kmart and found cute pants for $2.99 lol. Someone probably died in them but thats okay cuz they were $2.99. The end.

Here is a recent picture just to let you all know how damn sexy I’ve been these days (kidding.. lol)

Yeah that albino cracker whiteness turns you on doesn’t it? But if you are my friend on myspace you’ve already seen it. Yawn.

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Sorry they have no insurance…looks like you’re screwed!

LMAO I got this comment on myspace a few days ago and thought it was the funniest shit ever. It’s especially funny if you live in Tucson. Speaking of that.. I found the most hilarous list of Tucson traffic pet peeves:

1. You must learn to pronounce the city name. It is Tu-son, not Tuck-sin.

40. You hate Phoenix and can give at least 10 reasons why.

I’m so fucking irritated right now. Ugh. I hate life.

Now for those of you who aren’t aware, there is a new security measure being taken at all US airports. You aren’t allowed to bring anything liquid or gel onto the airplane. I always take my purse on with me, so I had to put all my makeup into my checked bag. That included my foundation, mascara, lip glosses, etc.

So this leads me to this morning, I woke up and started getting ready for work as usual. All of my shit from California was still packed up, so I started digging through my bags. I noticed that the side pocket of my bag was open. I look through it and, OMG SURPRISE, everything in it is GONE! All of my makeup that I took out of my purse, gone. Three pairs of earrings, gone. Favorite necklace, gone. So that really fucked the beginning of my day up.

Then I proceed to go to work. I sit at my desk and see a little note with my name on it. I open it up and it appears to be an office memo, except I was the only one in the office who got it. The note reads as follows:

“Due to changes in the office structure, the following policy has been implemented starting with this pay period:

1) A 1-hour lunch break is required whether or not you stay in the office. There will be no compensation for this hour.

2) All overtime has to be explained on your pay record each pay period as to why it was required.”

I’m fucking pissed. I work my ass off here. And I’m the only one who gets paid hourly here so of course I’m the only one who this “new policy” applies to. I hate taking a full 60-minute lunch because there isn’t shit to do for an entire damn hour. And I’m sure as hell not going to stay in the office for lunch if I’m not getting paid, so now I have to find something to occupy myself for an hour everyday. And I have to explain why I may stay 15 minutes late sometimes? Ugh.. how about because I’m trying to help this company make money by being productive and getting work done.

Oh, and on top of that shit it’s my little sister’s birthday today. I’m going to try and call her when I get home from work and I just pray it won’t be a repeat of last year. I called up there and my mom got on the phone and wouldn’t let me tell her happy birthday because I’m “an evil, mean daughter” and told me to stay away from HER family, yadda yadda etc. etc. So I’m stressed that I’ll have to deal with that shit again.

Whatever. I feel like crying.

I started taking birth control today. Now I can fully live up to everyone’s whore-ish expectations of me. Haha.. kidding.

Stupid little bitch ass pill made me queezy all day long. I hate that feeling! They should call them “barf control pills” instead. Note to self: Get patent.

I guess my server got semi-hacked today? Some defacing malware crap caused everybody’s websites DNS thingies to resolve to a hokey pokey Japanese beauty shop supply website lol. Wtf? If it ain’t one sever issue it’s another. I.E. last week’s crisis.

A lot of people have been asking about the song I have playing. It happens to be done by my beloved myspace friend, 4seen. I think I love him so much because he is an Arizona rapper that doesn’t suck! HAAALEELUUUJIAAA. Check him out at 4seenmusic.com and download his bitchin’ tracks.

cottonkandy ♥ iza ♥ GEE ♥ anthony ♥ Ryan ♥ Mindy ♥ missy ♥ BadFemale ♥ Nae ♥ Nickie ♥ Luis ♥ Babie ♥ Penny ♥ Ri ♥ *chanel.