27Apr

Tax Woes & Fun on the Town

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I hope everyone is having a fabulous April so far. Now that hell week (a.k.a. tax week) is over, I can finally breathe again. I am such a dumb bitch for waiting until APRIL 13TH to start organizing my tax stuff lol. This is the first year I’ve had someone else prepare them for me. [...]

17Sep

No More Dramaaaa

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Okay so DRAMA time! This is a watered down version. My boyfriend’s little sister Heather (who, AT THE TIME, I considered to be a sister of my own) turned 21 on September 3rd. The event that I help organize happened to be September 5th, so I figured it would be a great present to take [...]

01Jun

Kinda Faded but I feel Alright…

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Man.. this past weekend was sweet
I drank more Friday night then I have in sooooooo long. 10 beers + 1 shot = drunk chelsey. I almost face-planted the ground so many times. Mike was driving us home at about 4am and I randomly decided that I wanted Jack in the Box (that is [...]

16Apr

Funny ass night lmao

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I had the funniest night ever in the history of funny nights!
So Friday night, Sara and I decided to head over The Wildcat House to drink/dance/whatever. During this time we consume various alcoholic beverages and I, in turn, got fucked the fuck up So Sara and I are out dancing on the floor, minding [...]

11Oct

Club Crawl

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We went to club crawl this past weekend.. fucking A that place was packedddd. It’s where they close off the streets of downtown Tucson and let people walk around with beers and listen to live bands and stuff. We left at about midnight and walked down to this bar called O’Malleys, where I proceeded to [...]

22Aug

I love alcohol

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Since my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date.
Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and start [...]

10Jul

Drunk as Hell

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Omg Saturday night kicked ass. My best friend Sara turned the big 21.. so of course 150% bodily intoxication was in order.
Since she didn’t turn 21 until midnight Saturday night, we had to occupy ourselves with stupid shit for a few hours. We played pool until about 11pm at Main Street (this pool hall that [...]