31Aug

Californiaaa Part 2

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Wahoo I’m going to California again! I’m leaving tonight to drive up to Phoenix, then I fly out tomorrow morning at 7:33AM to San Diego nigga whatttttttttt!! I’m gonna be chilling with my lovely friend Manda Babiez and her darling hubby until Teusday morning.. I gotta fly back at 6AM and then go straight to [...]

22Aug

I love alcohol

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Since my site was hacked and I couldn’t blog last weekend, I must now go into my funniest drunken story yet-to-date. Sara and I decided to hit this bar “Kon Tiki” Saturday night, one of the several hundred bars in Tucson mind you. So we sit down, order a couple Scorpions (best fucking drink ever), and [...]

29May

Queen of Cars

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Ohhh my head.. hurts.. a lot. I think I had one too many beers last night. But as long as I wasn’t barfing on myself or anything then I didn’t go over my limit. :razz: Thank God I’m off work today. My boss gave me a $100 check to party with over the weekend along with [...]

21Apr

Oh Shit..

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So I was cleaning out my car the other day and I came across this picture in my glove box. Damn. I was 14 when that shit happened. My friend and I (she was driving) were following these 2 guys to a party. We were going about 50 mph. The guys we were following pulled [...]

12Sep

Back In Action

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Look who’s not dead! ME! Rock on. I was forced to take a several-day-long sabbatical from my website due to a death lingering illness. That’s right people.. I had STREP THROAT. Dun dun dunnn. There is just something about throat pain, vomit, no sleep, and chapped lips that curb me away from society for days [...]

07Feb

Fucked Up Shit

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This weekend made me really fucking depressed. Why do people have to be such low-life assholes? I mean honestly.. I was ready to shoot some bitches last night. Let me explain. First of all.. the fucking Eagles lost the superbowl. They played like absolute SHIT! I was almost ashamed of them.. but thats not what [...]