YO!

Finally there is a new blog up in this bitch! So yeah.. ugh.. sup? lol. How the fuck is everyone? Doing well I presume. I’ve been keeping it funky *does the harlem shake across the room* haha. I’ve managed to stay out of trouble and lay low for a bit Work is going just smashingly (lol @ [...]

Club Crawl

We went to club crawl this past weekend.. fucking A that place was packedddd. It’s where they close off the streets of downtown Tucson and let people walk around with beers and listen to live bands and stuff. We left at about midnight and walked down to this bar called O’Malleys, where I proceeded to [...]

Oh yes

Ladies and gentlemen.. I’m just going to be straight forward when I say that I had the best sex ever last night. Ever. EVER. Feast your eyes on the best little investment I’ve ever purchased: I highly recommend acquiring one of these little beauties. I give it the 5-star sex toy approval rating.

I’m a fucking art-eest

When I went to California a few weeks ago, we spent a few hours at Venice Beach. I decided to expand upon my artistic abilities by creating a sexy, oversized penis sandcastle. It took me about half an hour, but it was God damn beautiful. It was sort of akward when this married couple and their five year [...]

Queen of Cars

Ohhh my head.. hurts.. a lot. I think I had one too many beers last night. But as long as I wasn’t barfing on myself or anything then I didn’t go over my limit. :razz: Thank God I’m off work today. My boss gave me a $100 check to party with over the weekend along with [...]

Fucking Christ I’ve neglected my blog so bad the past few weeks. It’s been crazy man! But rest assured, the chelsmeister is still alive and kickin’. We’ve just completed the move to our new office. That was so not fun. But it’s really nice and big and tons of parking so I think everyone is [...]