What is it: The NewBeauty TestTube is a collection of some of the hottest and most in-demand products in beauty. In this tube–and each of the three subsequent auto-delivery shipments–you’ll receive an issue of NewBeauty magazine, along with a mix of full-sized, travel-sized, and deluxe-sized samples. The first shipment arrives immediately, with a new magazine and test tube full of products delivered in April, August, and October.

Who is it for: Anyone looking to sample a wide variety of fabulous beauty products at an unbelievable value.

Why is it different: The NewBeauty TestTube combines luxurious beauty products with extensive product and how-to information. NewBeauty magazine, included in the test tube, provides insider information on trends and hot topics within the beauty world via respected experts from the beauty industry.

How do I use it: The TestTube includes a booklet with instructions on how to use each product.

1st shipment includes:

• 1-oz Bliss hand cream
• GO SMiLE mini discovery kit
• 0.39 oz Mally Beauty volumizing mascara (FULL SIZE!!! Love this masaca btw)
• 2-oz Nick Chavez wet/dry conditioning spray
• 0.5 oz Elemis Pro-Collagen Marine Cream
• 0.25 oz Dr. Denese Wrinkle Rx Extreme Retinol Eye Gel
• 0.5 oz Kiehl’s Creamy Eye Treatment (FULL SIZE!!!)
• 0.5 oz Laura Geller Spackle
• 0.06 oz Laura Geller eye shadow
• 1-oz philosophy purity made simple cleanser
• NewBeauty magazine

I just realized I never blogged about our September Vegas vacation. We stayed at a ridiculously beautiful hotel, Aria. It’s brand new and located at the Las Vegas City Center near Bellagio. I HIGHLY recommend it! Our room was just stunning. They put a big touch-screen remote control by your bed that lets you control the TV, curtains, temperature, lights, music, etc. The TV says your name on the screen too lol. OH and when you walk into the room for the first time after checking in, you open the door and the curtains automatically open, the lights turn on, the TV comes on and music starts playing LOL it’s a trip! If I could envision what sleeping on an orgasm would feel like, this bed was exactly that. Literally THE softest, plushest bed I’ve ever slept in. Oh and thre is a mini fridge with a $20 “romance kit” that includes 2 condoms, lube and moist towelettes lmao. 

While we were in Las Vegas we went on another one of those horrible time share presentations to get discounted show tickets. We did it last year and I don’t remember it being as bad.. it was BAD this time. They really try to guilt you into buying that shit. Anyhoo, we got some Criss Angel show tickets for taking the tour. If any of you are planning a Vegas trip anytime soon, please skip this show. It was so incredbly NOT worth it. We saw Lance Burton’s show at the Monte Carlo last year and it was 1831093x better. He drove a freaking car over the audience at the end for Christs’ sake. All Criss Angel did was disappear 40 times and fly some doves around the theatre.

We had better gambling luck last year too. I think we paid for the entire trip and then some. Yeah not so much this time lol Mike immediately lost $600 the first day and then decided he wasn’t gambling anymore the rest of the trip HAHA poor guy. But seriously I couldn’t win anything on the slots either! Last year I couldn’t LOSE. Booo. On our last day there we went to the PAWN STARS store which was awesome. Pics below! We went Labor Day weekend which was definitely not the best idea.. I’ll never be traveling on a holiday weekend ever again in my life lol. The plane was completely packed both ways.. so annoying I hate that. There is no point in getting there early to find a good seat when some stinky a-hole is forced to sit next to you anyways.

All in all it was a good trip. We went with some friends this time so that was fun. Pics below.. ciao!

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We sat through a GOD AWFUL timeshare presentation to get some cheap show tickets lol. We saw Carrot Top, he is funny as hell. And at the very end he comes out almost naked, his body is fucking KILLER! But his face.. ehh.. that’s another story. I’d fuck him with a bag over his head though for sure. We also saw this show called Fantasy which has about 15 topless chicks dancing around for 2 hours. It was decent. Then we saw Lance Burton at the Monte Carlo who is a magician. Even though we had shitty balcony seats the show was pretty sweet. I wanted to see Cris Angel but he was on vacation the week we went

Another thing we got for sitting through the timeshare bullshit was a bunch of free passes to the hotel buffets. If you value your life.. please take my advice and stay AWAY from the Excalibur buffet. O M F G. It’s like $25 for the entire day and to be honest, I would have rather eaten dirty cigarrette butts from the sidewalk for lunch. The only thing edible was a pile of bananas. The next day we did the Luxor buffet which was a huge upgrade. But I’m not really a buffet person, I have never left any buffet thinking “WOW THAT WAS SO INCREDIBLY DELICIOUS I MUST EAT THERE AGAIN” so ya know. The last day we went to the MGM buffet which had all-you-can-eat crab legs. That made it worth it to me. But it was like $35 per person, so for two people after tax you’re looking at $70+ for a BUFFET dinner lol.

Let’s see.. we also saw the Bodies exhibit and the Titanic exhibit. Both were very cool. The bodies exhibit is a huge maze full of cadavers all cut up so you can see the human organs, bones, muscles, etc. The titanic exhibit was pretty much amazing. There are hundreds of artifacts displayed that were recovered from the ship. They also setup replicas of the rooms for 1st class, 2nd class and 3rd class. Before you enter, they give you a card with the name and story of one of the passengers and you find out at the end of the exhibit if you lived or died. It was very touching, I cried like a bitch

Oh and did you know Vegas has an entire 2 miles of road dedicated to bums? It’s pretty strange. We were just driving around downtown and all the sudden we see miles of tents setup alongside a chainlink fence. Some weren’t even tents, just a few bedsheets tied together like a fort. Poor Vegas bum village.

Anyways, I think it was a successful vacation. Make sure to check out my awesome photography depicting the above events

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I purchased this website in November of 2004. No, you will not find any dirty/nude/skanky content here. I apologize if my domain name gave you the wrong impression, but this is a blog website. Always has been and always will be. Bad-Behavior.com holds a special little place in my heart, as it was my first real project. As I have grown as a web designer, this website has grown with me.

So now a little about me. As I stated above, my name is Chelsey. Most of my friends simply call me Chels. I was born into this world on November 23rd, 1984 making me 24 years old. Tucson Arizona has forever been the place I call home. This really is an amazing city. I have traveled to 12 different states over the course of my life and nothing, in my opinion, can compare to Tucson. The mountains, the sunsets, the monsoons.. Tucson just encompasses everything that makes you appreciate life a little more.

I have two jobs, which I love, but only one do I consider my career. I have worked as an office manager for a little real estate appraisal firm for the past five years. Real estate has always interested me, probably because my grandparents were realtors and always took me to work with them to be their little helper. My other job title is a freelance web designer. I started doing freelance web work in 2005 and keep a current portfolio at my design website, www.Chels.net. I have had the opportunity to work with some amazing organizations, businesses and individuals. Web design is something I truley enjoy doing and consider it to be my passion.

Now let’s talk about family. I used to consider myself to have an incredibly large, loving family. That is definitely not the case anymore. Feel free to read my blog archives from 2005 to get the whole story. The only family member who I am super close with is my dad. I don’t have any substantial relationship with my mother. I have a little brother and sister who I used to be extremely close with, but certain events caused us to devistatingly drift apart. I still love them more than life.

Moving on! I am the epitome of a girly girl.  I have an incredible addiction to all things beauty and style. I have a plethra of makeup, hair products, nail polish, perfumes.. you name it and I’ve probably got it. I consider the front doors to Sephora to be my pearly gates to Heaven. One of my other addictions is Coach handbags and accessories. So far my Coach collection includes: 6 large purses, 6 matching wallets, 2 wristlets, 2 key fobs, and 1 pair of eyeglasses. Shopping is love!

I don’t know much about cars, but I know I love my car. It is a 2006 Dodge Magnum R/T with a V8 hemi. VROOM! I also have a 2000 Dodge Stratus, as that was my first car and I just couldn’t bear to part with it. I am sentimental like that. I, sadly, have sold my Dodge Stratus and replaced it with a Chrysler Sebring.

I consider my friends to be the most awesome people of all time. I can’t think of anywhere I would rather be than out with my friends, on a dance floor and with a drink in my hand. Our intoxicated nights out are definitely what keep me sane in this busy and sometimes drama-filled life.

Well, that pretty much sums up my website and myself. Hope you’ve enjoyed the read