I had JUST pulled out of my office complex and was driving maybe for 5 seconds. Somehow he said he clocked me doing 47mph. WTF? I JUST PULLED ONTO THE STREET! Not only that, but I was approaching a construction area and the speed limit went from 45mph to 35mph to 25mph and of course he decides that I was in the 25mph zone (which I totally wasn’t when I saw him flashing his lights at me) so I got the lovely 22+ over ticket. Then he goes “Congratulations- you’re the fastest one today!” I wanted to tear his wanna be Magnum P.I. mustache off his pricky face.

So now I get to attend a fabulous Defensive Driving class. At least they shortened it to 4 hours. Last time I went that shit was 8 hours. Yuck.

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Since she didn’t turn 21 until midnight Saturday night, we had to occupy ourselves with stupid shit for a few hours. We played pool until about 11pm at Main Street (this pool hall that used to be cool – but now only reject emo losers hang out there). So finally midnight came around and we hit our first happy hour session. I had 2 long island iced teas and 1 big ass bloody mary.. they were only like $3 each, what the hell right?

That place got old fast.. so we went to this funny ass cowboy bar that I know my dad goes to with his buddies sometimes. So Sara and I were getting I.D.ed at the entrance when LOW AND BEHOLD I see my padre inside!! WOOHOO FREE DRINKS FOR CHELSEY!!!! That place was so fucking fun.. I don’t care how many hicks hit on me lol I had a blast. And my dad is so cool, I’m so glad we found him there. If some asshole fucks with me all I have to do is tell my daddy lol. I think Sara had a few too many shots of Tequila Rose shoved down her throat by the time we left.. but whatever they were free.

We were so fucked up lol. I drove the wrong way for like 10 minutes when I was driving HOME lmao. Wtf?! I was like “WHY AM I AT THE HIGHWAY?!!?!” Sara was like OMG “CHELSEYYYYYYYY YOU’RE TURNING INTO MEEEEEEEEEEE” lol because she is infamous for her bad directional sense. Good times.. good times.

 

My 4th of July weekend was pretty sweet. I had 4 days off work WAHOO! So Michael and I drove up to Phoenix and ate some In N’ Out burger.. mmmm. I could live on that shit. And my bestest buddy Manda drove in with her hubby from California so we got to hang out and get tipsy for awhile. I wish she still lived in Tucson with me ;( Oh well.. the marines needs her more then I do I guess. Plus we would probably be in jail or something by now if she didn’t live 500 miles away from me lol.

On another note.. I’m sick as fuck of this weather. 105 degree average wtf?! I’m moving to Alaska.

Anyways, so I’m finishing up and preparing to flush, when I see this odd handwritten sign taped up on the wall.

Uh.. wtf? Please flush twice? lol ummmmmm alright. Can someone please explain the reasoning behind this “flushing twice” concept because it appeared that all of my pee went down with the first flush.

So It’s Memorial Day.. and I guess I have a hair up my ass because I’m wanting to go make an appearance at some car dealerships and see if I can get a smokin’ deal. I love my sexy Dodge Stratus.. but the poor thing has 106,000 miles and I’m a girl who craves change. I’ve been looking at those new Dodge Calibers.. pretty hot but also reminds me of a G’d out station wagon. The Nissan Maximas are sexy as fuck.. but sort of pricey. My budget is $20,000 so a Maxima is probably out of the question. I’m like a car salesman’s worst nightmare because I’m incredibly fucking picky. My thing is.. if I’m going to spend a shitload of money on a car.. I don’t want to have to *SETTLE* for anything, you know? If I want it in black then I’m not settling for beige type of thing.

And did you know that AIR CONDITIONING is a fucking OPTION? WTF? I had no idea!! Even in Tucson, Arizona where the high was 102 yesterday.. air conditioning is an OPTION. For fucks sake.. when you live in the desert that’s like a new house having bathrooms as an option.

Speaking of cash.. I’ve finally reached my first $100 in google ads this week! HOORAY! It only took like 5 months lmao but hey it’s all good. I actually got a nasty email from google adsense last night saying they are inactivating ads on ringtone site because I had the phrase “click an ad” on there.. wtf are u kidding me? At least I squeezed $100 out of them before they started being all bitchy. They also said something about not wanting ads on a site that provides copyrighted material. Ahem? All the ringtones I have are under 30 seconds long.. shit even Walmart get song samples on their site longer then that.

My blog has been getting spammed SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO bad the past few weeks.. I’m talking like 50 spam comments a day. I even have quite a few spam blocking hacks installed on my b2 :cry: anyone know of some hacks that work to block b2 comment spammers? Puh-lease share them with me.

This is the first layout I’ve put on bad-behavior.com that ISN’T iframe based. I didn’t think I could ever part ways with my beloved iframe *sniffles* I’m having issues as you can tell. This whole php business is actually pretty nice and simple. The only thing that pisses me off is the music issue. As my regular visitors know.. I always stream my favorite hot joint on the site. But with this php stuff.. the music has to stop and reload everytime a navigation link is clicked. I’ll probably have to end up launching a music player in an external window unless somebody has another suggestion :lol:

So let me tell you about my lovely Saturday afternoon. My friend and I are cruising down the interstate on our way to pick up a part for her transmission. She lives in ButtFuckEgypt.. so you have to take the interstate for about 15 minutes before you get to civilization. The speed limit was 75.. so I was going about 90. All the sudden.. my car started going THUNK THUNK THUNK and I was like “wtf?” then it got LOUDDDDDDDDDDDDDD and felt like my fucking car exploded from underneath me. Soooo I’m barely able to pull over enough to get off the road. I get out and see that my rear driver side tire IS FUCKING DEMOLISHED!!! It seriously looked like Godzilla’s fucking chewing gum. See for yourself:

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Of course I have no idea what to do in this situation but FREAK THE FUCK OUT. Heather is on the phone calling 213980139123 people, whom were all telling us to change the tire. Ahem? Come again? Do I look like a girl that knows how to change a tire? Besides.. I didn’t have one of those little jacker upper thingies. So she gets ahold of her brother who says he is on his way to help us. Meanwhile.. we are sitting on the side of a highway freaking out. Two cars stopped to help us but we told them someone was coming and thanked them for stopping. After about 30 minutes go by and Heathers STUPID ASS brother STILLLLLL isn’t hasn’t shown up.. we let the third guy that stopped help us lol. He lifted my spare out of the trunk and FOUND A JACKER UPPER THING UNDERNEATH IT! I was so amazed. I didn’t know I had one of those lol. So I would like to say thanks to the kind middle-aged man who helped out a couple bimbos on the side of the highway. You’re one cool mofo.

By the way.. Heather’s brother never even left to get us by the time we got back to her house. Asswipe.

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So there I was, scanning my items at the “self check out” area in Walmart. I had four items total: 1 liter of Pepsi, 1 liter of Dr. Pepper, a box of tampons & a 3oz tube of super glue. Everything was just fine and dandy until I decide to scan the glue. I drug the little tube over the glass and.. OOOOMMMMMFFFFFGGGGGGGG the machine just started tweaking out.. honking at 10 decibals.. rotating red lights shot out of conveyer belt.. and the words “RESTRICTED ITEM” kept flashing on the monitor. DUDE WTF?!?! IT’S FUCKING SUPERGLUE NOT CRACK COCAINE. I’m standing there like.. “Ho-ly shit.”

The next thing I know.. some fat hussy with sand in her vagina is ORDERING to see my I.D. I’m sorry did I miss something? Since when is the self check-out line in Walmart worse then getting through security at the airport? Uhh. Anyways.. I’m like “so you have to be 18 to buy glue now?” She looked me down and said “you would be SURPRISED.” I hate Walmart employees. They’re all dicks. I’m sorry if you hate your job and want to kill yourself because your a 47 year old nobody working at Walmart.. but shit don’t take it out on me. Walmart sucks anyways. One time I went to Walmart to buy a card for my friend who had cancer. They were out of cards and my friend died. Thanks assholes.

So what did we learn today kids? Walmart is Jewish. The end

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Okay, so I was at my dad’s house the night before last. He had found a pair of my little sister’s gold dangle earrings and asked me if I wanted to keep them until she came home. So I take the earrings, put them on, and go home.

I continued to wear them all day yesterday. When I got home from work, I changed clothes and started getting ready to meet my grandpa and dad for dinner. I looked in the mirror and noticed that one of my earrings had fallen off when I changed tops. I looked allllllll over my floor and through my clothes but couldn’t find the little shit anywhere. I throw on my silver hoop earrings instead and forget about it.

So we go eat dinner and get fat and yadda yadda good stuff. I decided to go over to my dad’s house after we left the restaraunt. I had to pee SOOOOOO bad by the time I got there. I opened the bathroom door, proceeded to pull my jeans off, when all the sudden.. I SEE MY MISSING EARRING LYING ON HIS BATHROOM COUNTER!! How the fuck?!?!? I lost that earring in MY bedroom which is 10 miles away from his FUCKING BATHROOM COUNTER. And it’s not some generic looking, everyday earring. As you can see, it has very distinct features.. therefore garunteeing that the earring somehow levitated on it’s own.. across town.. and onto my dad’s bathroom counter.

I asked my dad if he put it there and he said no. SO WTF? HOW DID THAT SHIT HAPPEN? Chelsey = freaked out.

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